Exemplo:
The Wife Finally Agrees To “Open The Back Door”
Your wife/girlfriend has always said “I don’t get it” and “why would you want to stick it in there”? Well honey, I guess it’s a guy thing, but there isn’t anything we’d like to do more than finally pound that virgin balloon knot. After months, possibly years of begging, your dogged determination has finally paid off and she is open to letting you take the dirt road all the way home. You set the mood with some ice-cold malt liquor in foam cups while she drops three tranquilizers, but the moment would not be complete without the proper aural stimulation, so here’s your list.
Your wife/girlfriend has always said “I don’t get it” and “why would you want to stick it in there”? Well honey, I guess it’s a guy thing, but there isn’t anything we’d like to do more than finally pound that virgin balloon knot. After months, possibly years of begging, your dogged determination has finally paid off and she is open to letting you take the dirt road all the way home. You set the mood with some ice-cold malt liquor in foam cups while she drops three tranquilizers, but the moment would not be complete without the proper aural stimulation, so here’s your list.
Song 1 – Brown Eyed Girl ,Van Morrisson
Song 2 – Vaseline, Stone Temple Pilots
Song 3 – Relax: Duran Duran
Song 4 – Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Pat Benatar
Song 5 – Push It, Salt N Pepa
Song 6 – Down In A Hole, Alice In Chains
Song 7 – Hurt, Nine Inch Nails
Song 8 – Breaking The Girl, Red Hot Chili Peppers
Song 9 – Rump Shaker, Wreckx-N-Effect
Song 10 – Can You Feel The Love Tonight, Elton John
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