quinta-feira, dezembro 20, 2007

everything I know about life I learnt from my cock


When you’re up, everyone needs to hear about it •

Don’t let anyone tell you where you can and can’t pee •

Fuck everything •

Every once in a while, you may have to eat some shit •

Don’t get near any other cocks, and don’t let them get near you •

It doesn’t matter how big you are, just how loud you are •

Know the pecking order •

They want you, they all want you, you know they want you •

Just because nobody’s listening, it’s no reason to shut up •

The only thing you have to know about sex is “yes” •

Subtlety gets you nowhere •

Brains are overrated •

Everywhere you look, there’s something edible •
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