un italiano vero

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eatbreakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings meonly one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet.I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say youbetter no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know thelady and she call me sonna me bitch !!Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me aspoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell meeveryone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on thetable. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go totoilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say youbetter not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". Isay piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!!!